You can add one more book to the list of literature that Sarah Palin hasn’t read; Going Rogue by Lynn Vincent…oops, I mean Sarah Palin. I mean, there really is nothing that demonstrates your ability to run a country more than having to hire someone to tell your life story. It’s not that she couldn’t write it though, it was just that her hands were too busy with her rifle now that hunting season has started.
You’ll probably find the book right next to Glenn Beck’s Common Sense. If you find it, you might want to let Beck know where common sense is, I’m sure he’ll be looking. But I digress…
So what does Palin get for nothing? Well, aside for the $150,000 designer wardrobe, and the fame (infamy?….please let it be infamy?), she was advanced $7, 000, 000 for the “work” she did. Any speculation as to why she quit as governor of Alaska is undoubtedly washed away, just like Palin’s problems, washed away in a sea of cold-hard cash. I’m guessing (or hoping, at least) that her ghostwriter, Vincent, will receive about $1, 000 ,000 for, you know, writing the book.
Now, I don’t have an issue with ghost writing per se, if you look at my services offered as a freelancer, I do ghost write under strict confidentiality from time to time. No one’s cutting me a $7M check, so one does what one must. I do take issue with someone of Palin’s stature, who although having left office, still seems to claim to have answers, taking credit for a measly 400 page memoir. Remember, the book is about her life. If you can’t write 400 pages about your life at any point after the age of 30, I suggest you consider how boring your life is. But I suppose Palin was too busy quitting her job and running off to China to write it, so she needed help.
So on November 17th, the literary world will lose just a touch of credibility by demonstrating that they are no more interested in literature than Nike or Walmart. No one even seems to be pretending that Palin wrote the manuscript, except her publisher, HarperCollins, who insist she was “hands-on at every stage“. Someone should tell HarperCollins that touching the manuscript does not constitute a hands-on approach. Although it would be a first for Palin (unless of course, you believe she actually read the Bible). I can’t wait to see the press tour footage.
But I must concede a single point, Sarah Palin does prove one claim about America; anyone can make it big here. You betcha!